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All Moms Go to Heaven

Posted by jesstrump

April 16, 2007 |

blackhatps150.jpgCrazy Hip Blog Mommas is having a contest for us moms!  The winner gets some cute momma apparel.  Just enter your top ten list on why you think ALL moms go to Heaven. Here’s mine:

  1. We have learned to share our food, our beds, and even our bodies (pregnancy).
  2. We get much less sleep than any other human being.
  3. We trade watching Oprah for The Wiggles.
  4. We toast special occasions with milk and cookies instead of champagne and chocolate.
  5. We drive MINIVANS!
  6. We actually buy tickets and attend Doodlebops concerts.
  7. We can mop, talk on the phone, and feed a baby all at the same time.
  8. Laundry, laundry, laundry.
  9. We can turn boring chores for the kids into fun adventures.
  10. And my top  reason for thinking all moms go to Heaven is so that we get the opportunity to thank God face to face for letting us be mothers.

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  1. Shannon on April 18, 2007 12:24 pm

    1. We work 17 hours a day for hugs and kisses.

    2. We don’t need the new stainless steel fridge cause it would be covered in art work anyway.

    3. We don’t complain when in the middle of the night you trip over stools and potty seats just trying to use the bathroom.

    4. You smile when you turn to a crayon scribbled page in your journal.

    5. You can kiss a snotty face, smile and not wipe it off until they turn around.

    6. Your kids have nicer clothes than you do.

    7. You actually liked the Doodlebops concert. :)

    8. You talk on the phone in the bathroom because it’s the only time you get to sit down.

    9. You teach your three year old that the feather duster is a magic wand, and she uses it!

    10. You just get your youngest potty trained and you start praying for another baby.

  2. Jessie on April 18, 2007 4:02 pm

    Love it Shannon!

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